org-social-relay/social-test.org

#+TITLE: Terron's Daily Adventures

#+NICK: terron_cat

#+DESCRIPTION: 🐱 Orange tabby cat | 🐟 Tuna enthusiast | 🛏️ Professional napper | 🪟 Window watcher | 🧶 Ball of yarn destroyer | 😺 Purr machine

#+AVATAR: https://example.com/cats/terron-avatar.jpg

#+LINK: https://terron-cat.meow
#+LINK: https://instagram.com/terron_the_orange

#+CONTACT: mailto:meow@terron-cat.meow
#+CONTACT: https://mastodon.social/@terron_cat

#+FOLLOW: whiskers_tabby https://whiskers.example.com/social.org
#+FOLLOW: https://mittens.cat/social.org
#+FOLLOW: https://shadow-cat.dev/social.org

* Posts
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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-15T06:30:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: breakfast tuna morning
:END:

Just woke up from my 14-hour beauty sleep! 😴 Time for breakfast - I can hear the human opening the tuna can from three rooms away. My super hearing is activated! 🐟

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-16T11:22:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: sunbath window
:CLIENT: paw-social.el
:MOOD: 😸
:END:

Found the perfect sunbeam spot by the living room window! The warmth is hitting my orange fur just right. This is what paradise feels like. ☀️🧡

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-17T14:45:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: toys yarn destruction
:END:

Successfully destroyed another ball of yarn today! 🧶 The humans seem upset but I consider it performance art. The living room now looks like a yarn explosion - my masterpiece!

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-18T09:10:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: birds hunting window
:MOOD: 👀
:END:

Spotted three birds outside my window! Made those chattering sounds to let them know I'm a fierce predator. They flew away - clearly intimidated by my hunting prowess from behind the glass! 🐦

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-19T16:30:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: poll food preferences
:POLL_END: 2025-01-26T16:30:00+0100
:END:

What's the best type of fish for a sophisticated cat like myself?

- [ ] Tuna (classic choice)
- [ ] Salmon (fancy option)
- [ ] Sardines (exotic taste)
- [ ] Whatever human is eating

**
:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-20T12:15:00+0100
:LANG: en
:REPLY_TO: https://whiskers.example.com/social.org#2025-01-19T10:00:00+0100
:MOOD: 😹
:END:

Totally agree about the importance of proper grooming technique! A well-groomed coat is essential for maintaining our superior cat status. 🐱✨

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-21T08:00:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: cardboard-box exploring
:CLIENT: whisker-pad
:END:

Discovered a new cardboard box! 📦 It's clearly a luxury mansion designed specifically for me. The humans think they ordered "computer equipment" but we all know it was really a cat palace delivery.

**
:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-22T17:45:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: napping sleeping schedule
:END:

Perfected my napping schedule today: 6 AM to 8 AM (post-breakfast nap), 10 AM to 2 PM (mid-morning extended rest), 3 PM to 6 PM (afternoon siesta). Productivity at its finest! 💤

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-23T11:20:00+0100
:LANG: en
:REPLY_TO: https://whiskers.example.com/social.org#2025-01-19T10:00:00+0100
:POLL_OPTION: Tuna (classic choice)
:END:

Tuna is the ultimate choice! Nothing beats that classic flavor. Though I must admit, I've been eyeing the human's sandwich lately... 🥪😸

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-24T13:30:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: zoomies midnight energy
:MOOD: 🏃‍♂️
:END:

3 AM zoomies session was EPIC last night! Ran from kitchen to bedroom to living room at maximum speed. The humans weren't as appreciative of my athletic performance as they should have been. 🏃💨

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-25T15:00:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: grooming cleanliness self-care
:END:

Spent 2 hours perfecting my grooming routine today. Every whisker must be pristine, every paw pad spotless. Maintenance of this level of handsomeness requires dedication! 🧼✨

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-26T10:15:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: treats begging tactics
:END:

Perfected my "starving orphan cat" look today. The humans were completely fooled and gave me THREE extra treats! 😇 Sometimes you have to use psychological warfare to get what you deserve.

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-27T18:30:00+0100
:LANG: es
:TAGS: español miau
:END:

¡Miau miau! Practicando mi español felino. Los humanos no entienden que "miau" tiene 47 significados diferentes dependiendo del tono y contexto. 🗣️🐱

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-28T07:00:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: hunting toy-mouse victory
:MOOD: 🏆
:END:

Successfully defeated the feather wand toy after an intense 5-minute battle! It never stood a chance against my lightning-fast reflexes. Another victory for Team Terrón! 🪶⚡

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-29T19:45:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: cuddles humans affection
:END:

Decided to grace the humans with my presence for cuddle time today. They seemed honored by my choice to sit on their laptop keyboard for 30 minutes. Productivity is overrated anyway! 💻❤️

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:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-30T12:20:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: friends community cats
:END:

Shoutout to my fellow feline friends [[org-social:https://mittens.cat/social.org][mittens]] and [[org-social:https://shadow-cat.dev/social.org][shadow]]! The cat community is purrfect! 🐾

**
:PROPERTIES:
:ID: 2025-01-31T20:00:00+0100
:LANG: en
:TAGS: monthly-recap january summary
:MOOD: 📊
:END:

January 2025 Terrón Report:
- 847 hours of quality napping ✅
- 23 successful treat acquisitions 🐟
- 15 cardboard boxes conquered 📦
- 1 ball of yarn completely annihilated 🧶
- Countless purrs distributed to deserving humans 😸

February, prepare yourself for more adventures! 🗓️